Recent Kitchenaid food processors posts

Cleaning Appliances
My in-laws recently rented a house out to a family. A couple months ago, they left without notice, and left the house completely trashed. We’re trying to get the house ready to rent again, but the k.itchen appliances are covered in grease. What will work well to clean the grease?

Can I use my F. processor as a blender?
I overworked my blender trying to make cheesecake yesterday and the machine began to smoke. Realizing that f.ood processors is the better for the job, I went out and bought one. Other than using it for solid food, would it do the job if I want to make the occasional shake or smoothie?

How do I interpret a dream that my ktchen appliances were on fire?
Last night, I had a dream that a fire started in my kitchen. It started with the stove, and I wasn’t really concerned about that in the dream. But then, the mixer that I (we) received as a wedding present caught fire, and I was really upset. Any ideas?

In honor of my in-laws coming to town, I decided to make this low carb treat for them. It is obviously not Induction friendly due to the nuts, wheat gluten, and fruit; but like the last cookies, it is example of what is possible on a low carb diet. It is delicious, and to the cynics, who said “low carbers would wolf down entire birthday cake if they could with no reprecussions,” this is my answer. I made this for my birthday, and everyone loved it. Thanks for watching… Low Carb Fruit Pizza – courtesy of Jennifer Eloff (www.sweety.com) http Crust: 1 2/3 cups ground almonds 1/3 cup SPLENDA® Granular 2 Vital Wheat Gluten 1 tbsp unsalted butter 1 egg white 1/4 tsp almond extract Filling: 8 oz cream cheese, softened 1/2 cup sour cream 1/4 cup SPLENDA® Granular 1 tsp vanilla extract Topping: 1 cup fresh strawberries 1/4 cup Peaches, No Sugar Added 1/2 cup fresh blueberries Pineapple Glaze: 1/2 cup SPLENDA® Granular (125 mL) 1/2 tsp Xanthan Gum 1/2 cup unsweetened pineapple juice 2 tbsp lemon juice (25 mL) Crust: In medium bowl, combine almonds, SPLENDA® and vital wheat gluten. Stir in butter. Beat egg white with fork until frothy; stir in almond extract. Stir egg white mixture into crust mixture. Place dough ball on pizza pan. Use small cylindrical object (such as baking powder container) to roll dough to roughly 12″ shape. Bake in 325°F (160°C) oven 15 to 18 minutes or until golden. Filling: In processor with sharp blade or in blender, process cream cheese until smooth…

What happens to onions in a f.ood processor?

When I dice onions and put them in a processor to get a smooth paste to use in cooking, the onions turn bitter.
Can anybody explain why this happens and how to avoid it?

Can I grind cornmeal to make it ‘fine ground’ for a recipe?

I need fine ground cornmeal for a recipe but bought ‘coarse ground’ I want to know if I can just put it in a processor to get the same results.

About this blog: Episode #Nine of “Can It Process?” Staring the Shandar 3000 [1.0 version] Processing Bot. Today we will be processing 3LBs of Farm Fresh PigeOn Turds. The recipe calls for processing premium pigeon turds until chunky, clunky and crunky. Next we will throw processed ingredients on the frying pan to let cook for twenty minutes. We hope to get a nice smoked consistency and we will then get a perfect combustious flambe from the gaseous aromas of the final product for about one hour. Um Umm, delicious! The end result will “Farm Fresh PigeOn Turd Flambe” Just the perfect Hor’derves for a Bird Brain! Your host the dOvemaster is your master processing Chef. He knows all the best recipes & that processing food is for total retards. Enjoy and happy cooking and yes, lets not forget, leave it up to the dOvemaster processing chef to prepare these wholesome recipes, do not attempt these recipes yourself. Next episode airs on Saturday, July 11th. Stay tuned!

Chicken ala D’Mode

A look at the inside of a chicken manufacturing plant. Some day we’ll have food replicators I’m sure. Virtually untouched by human hands and never to see the light of day, chicken production is a nearly alien process.